So you’re horny, right?

Maybe you’re between girlfriends or wives, or boyfriends for that matter. Or maybe you’re out of town, and find it more sensible to call a phone sex operator than go pick up a drunken chick at a bar, or hire a prostitute. For one thing, we’re a pretty sure bet, and we don’t spread disease. And you don’t have to kick us out in the morning.

So you’ve got your cock in hand, and you are wondering what to do next? Well before you even start Googling for ladies, maybe now is a good time to think about what you really want?

Some guys, when they call me, don’t even seem to know at that point what they really want. And that’s ok, its fine if we do a little question and answer. But you may end up with the wrong phone sex operator for your needs. No phone sex operator is going to be able to take care of every guy, so it’s best if you already know what you want, and choose wisely.

The best advice I can give you is to sit down and put on paper your nastiest fantasies, the ones that make your cock hard just to think about. Then read them over when you are done and look for common clues.

Do you want someone dominant? If so, how dominant? Do you want to be tied up and teased? Or to have a Mistress forcibly dress you up as a woman? Or to make fun of you for having such a tiny little package? Do you like to fantasize about watching your wife with another man? Do you want her to humiliate you while she’s doing it? Or do you want someone who is your willing slave, who will take it any way you want to give it out? The better you know yourself and your fantasies, the better chance you have of finding someone that is right for you.

Then start Googling for a phone sex operator. Or if you already have a service in mind, start looking at the websites that the service offers. Read the bios, don’t just look at the pictures. This of course assumes that you are lucky enough to find a place like where the phone sex operators are allowed to write their own. Chances are you will find out pretty quickly when you talk to her if she didn’t write it. As a phone sex operator this is very important to me, as I want to draw callers that have the same interests that I do, and I am able to talk to them about their fantasies and fetishes with a certain degree of proficiency.

Also if the phone sex operator has an instant message or email address, feel free to contact her and tell her about your fantasies. Warning: please do not use this as a way to try to wrangle free cyber or phone calls from the operator. It won’t work. Also please understand that we are often on other calls, or having other guys message us at the same time. A lot of times an email is better, but you may have to wait till the next day to get an answer if she is having a busy night.

Also you can do a bit of research on your own. I am amazed at the guys that IM me to ask what is my number? Usually they got my IM off a website that has a number right up under their noses. Or they will ask the price per minute. On my websites, the pricing is under something obvious like “terms” or “billing and pricing.”

Once you do get a phone operator on the line, be up front with her. Tell her what you are into. Saying “I wanna fuck” or “I like to be dominated” is a bit generic, and if she is a phone sex operator worth her salt, she will ask you some questions. Please don’t be offended. Chances are, she doesn’t work for Mistress Cleo and is not psychic. She just wants to make this a good call for you. Also you may be very shy, or think you are a pervert because you have certain fantasies. Believe me, most phone sex operators, unless they are very new, have heard most of the fetishes out there, and no, we won’t think that you’re a pervert.

Ok, so you’ve got her on the line, you’ve got your cock or your clit or your little weenie in hand, and you’re ready to have a good time. I will leave you two to your fun, but one other thing: if she helped you to rub one out, tell her thanks, ok?

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